Tuesday 4 December 2018

My Funniest Spam Comments

As part of Blogmas this year I thought I'd write something a bit different. When I started blogging back in 2014 I didn't receive many spam comments. However, a couple of years ago I started to get several each day and most were written on my blog post: A Day Out in Lewes. That post is also my highest viewing post ever with over 28,000 views! I have no idea where people are directed from but it's funny that so many people comment. I guess a few could actually be genuine but it's difficult to know sometimes! I've received about 3000 spam comments in total and some are so funny I had to share them. Here are 40 of my funniest spam comments and my individual response to each of them!

1. Hi there! This article could not be written any better! Reading through this article reminds me of my previous roommate! He continually kept talking about this. I'll forward this information to him. Fairly certain he'll have a good read. I appreciate you for sharing! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Wow, your room-mate kept talking about Lewes? That is a coincidence! Thanks for sharing it with him!

2. It's actually very complicated in this full of activity life to listen news on TV, thus I only use world wide web for that reason, and obtain the newest news. on A Brighton Sunset #MySundayPhoto 
- It's true, there are so many distractions these days. 

3. Usually I do not learn article on blogs, however I wish to say that this write-up very compelled me to take a look at and do so! Your writing style has been amazed me. Thanks, quite nice post. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks so much!

4. I know this web page offers quality depending content and other data, is there any other web site which provides these kinds of things in quality? on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks, I do try to offer the best content, haha!

5. Woah! I'm really loving the template/theme of this blog. It's simple, yet effective. A lot of times it's hard to get that "perfect balance" between usability and appearance. I must say you have done a very good job with this. Additionally, the blog loads extremely fast for me on Chrome. Superb Blog! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks very much. I agree, it's difficult to get that "perfect balance" in life.

6. Peculiar article, totally what I was looking for. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Good you found what you were looking for in my peculiar post. 

7. I think other site proprietors should take this web site as an model, very clean and excellent user friendly style and design, as well as the content. You're an expert in this topic! on A Winter's Sunset 
- Thanks very much, I do try my best! 

8. Thank you for your website post. Manley and I are already saving for just a new e book on this subject matter and your article has made us to save the money. Your opinions really solved all our inquiries. In fact, greater than what we had known just before we found your great blog. I actually no longer have doubts along with a troubled mind because you have attended to our own needs above. Thanks on Five Tips for a Stress-Free Holiday 
- That's great to hear. Good luck to you and Manley!

9. I was recommended this web site by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my problem. You're incredible! Thanks! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Erm... no this post is written by me but thanks for your kind words. I didn't realise your problems were listed in my post about a day trip to Lewes but glad I could help! 

10. You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be actually something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Haha, yes I guess writing about Lewes may seem too complicated for some. But glad you found my presentation easy?!

11. Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a leisure account it. Glance complicated to far added agreeable from you! However, how can we communicate? on A Day Out in Lewes 
- We can communicate via my social media channels if you like although I might not understand exactly what you're saying.

12. You're so interesting! I do not think І have read anything like that before. So good to discover somebody with a few genuine thoughts on this subject. Seriously.. many thanks for starting thіѕ up. Thiѕ web site is something that іs required on the internet, someone with a littlе originality! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Ah, thanks so much! 

13. I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was great. I do not know who you are but definitely you're going to a famous blogger if you are not already ;) Cheers! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Haha, thanks for your positivity!

14. Hello my family member! I wish to say that this post is awesome, great written and come with approximately all important infos. I would like to look extra posts like this. on Winter Holiday Ideas with Kids 
- You're welcome, family member! 

15. Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of that, this is excellent blog. An excellent read. I will certainly be back. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Funny you should say that, did you miss the 26 photos included in that post?

16. Simply wish to say your article is as amazing. The clarity in your post is simply spectacular and i could assume you're an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grab your feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please keep up the rewarding work. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks a million too. I am indeed an expert on a day trip our in Lewes. 

17. Very shortly this web site will be famous among all blogging people, due to it's nice content on Boots Botanics All Bright Skincare Range Review 
- Thanks for believing in my fame, lol! 

18. Can I just say what a relief to discover somebody that genuinely knows what they're discussing over the internet. You certainly understand how to bring a problem to light and make it important. More and more people must read this and understand this side of the story. I can't believe you aren't more popular since you most certainly possess the gift. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks very much, I do try!

19. My brother suggested I may like this blog. He was once totally right. This submit actually made my day. You can not consider simply how a lot time I had spent for this info! Thanks! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks so much to your brother! 

20. WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for xem van menh on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Ah ok, no idea what xem van menh is but glad you found what you were looking for. 

21. This design is spectacular! You most certainly know how to keep a reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost...HaHa!) Fantastic job. I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it. Too cool! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- The design is down to Pipdig and I don't have any videos but thanks anyway!

22. I constantly spent my half an hour to read this web sites posts everyday along with a mug of coffee. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- I can picture you right now reading my blog with your coffee, thanks!

23. I drop a leave a response when I like a post on a website or I have something to add to the conversation. Usually it is triggered by the passion displayed in the post I looked at. And after this post "A Day Out in Lewes". I was moved enough to post a leave a response : ) I actually do have 2 questions for you if you usually do not mind. Is it just me or does it look as if like some of these comments come across like they are coming from brain dead people? :-P And, if you are writing at other places, I would like to follow you. Would you make a list all of all your public sites like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile? on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Ah this did make me laugh! It's true, a lot of them do seem like they are coming from brain dead people! 

24. Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone! on A Day Out in Lewes 
Oh dear, bad sister! At least she has some views on her channel now. 

25. I naturally like your web-site however you need to take a look at the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very bothersome to tell the truth nevertheless I will certainly come again again. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- I agree, I sometimes read old posts and cringe at the spelling/grammar errors. Thanks for pointing out the truth, ha!

26. Hey there! I've been reading your blog for a long time now and finally got the bravery to go ahead and give you a shout out from New Caney Texas! Just wanted to mention keep up the good work! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Hello from Brighton to New Caney Texas!

27. What i do not realize is in fact how you are now not actually much more neatly-appreciated than you might be right now. You are so intelligent. You understand thus significantly relating to this topic, produced me in my opinion believe it from so many numerous angles. Its like men and women aren't interested except it's one thing to do with Lady gaga! Your individual stuffs great. Always maintain it up! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- I ask myself the same questions every day but you lost me on Lady Gaga! 

28. Wonderful blog! I found it while browsing on Yahoo News. Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I've been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Thank you on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Ah, how did I come up on Yahoo News? Was it related to my famous post on Lewes?

29. 0-10 weeks your chicks should have chick feed. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks for the informative advice! 

30. Hi, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you reduce it, any plugin or anything you can recommend? I get so much lately it's driving me insane so any support is very much appreciated. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- I do, hence this post! 

31. Have you ever considered about adding a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is fundamental and all. But just imagine if you added some great photos or videos to give your posts more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with images and clips, this website could undeniably be one of the most beneficial in its niche. Excellent blog! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks for the advice. Funny you should say that though as I think every single post I've published in over 4 years has at least one image in it. 

32. WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for Poker Online on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks, I can totally see how searching for Poker Online brings you to my post on Lewes. 

33. So, you'd wish to get started raising chickens? on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Several years ago I was thinking about raising chickens in my garden! How did you know? :)

34. At this moment I am going to do my breakfast, after having my breakfast coming again to read more news. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Ah thanks, hope you enjoyed your breakfast! 

35. Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear". She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Oh gosh, that is quite a story! No wonder she never wants to go back. 

36. You are so cool! I do not suppose I've truly read through something like that before. So wonderful to discover somebody with original thoughts on this subject matter. Really.. many thanks for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is required on the internet, someone with some originality! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Many thanks for all of the compliments!

37. Your material is amazingly exciting. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks!

38. Somе times іts a pain in thе ass to read what blog owners wrote but this website is reaⅼly user genial! on A Day Out in Lewes 
- Thanks, I do try my best to be 'user genial'.

39. Sunny, clear skies during summer and dark, moody clouds during some winter dawys imply an array of tones and moods for a creative photo shoot might be achieved. People will even make an effort to duplicate you and some may possibly undertake it right. There is a special genre especially for the children nobody loves listening on the fun filled and cute songs with humorous yet meaningful lyrics. on A Day Out in Lewes 
- You lost me with three unrelated sentences in one paragraph!

40. Incredible quest there. What occurred after? Take care! on A Day Out in Lewes 
Thanks! What occurred after our day trip? We just went home back to Brighton. Thanks, you take care too!

Ah, these did make me chuckle. My favourite spam comments have to be 23, 24, 25 (for pointing out the truth), 27, 33, and 35. Did any of these make you laugh? I'd love to know which one is your favourite 😊 

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  1. I think most of my spam comments would be too rude to share >.< haha! What a great idea for a post, it made me chuckle!

  2. I have had some hilarious spam comments over the years I wish I had saved some of them to share!

    1. I didn't realise how funny some were until I read them properly. Thanks for commenting!

  3. This is hilarious. I never read mine but I am going to from now on. Omg I feel like I sound like spam!!! Don't banish me ;)

    1. Haha! It's funny, I've actually got spam comments on this post as well :)

  4. These are so funny! The one about the hermit crab and the one about the sister with the ipod made me laugh the most. "I know it's off topic but I just had to tell someone!"



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